Any advice for getting revenge on people you hate?

please help....i need good ways to help torture some people i dislike....Any advice for getting revenge on people you hate?
don' t stoop down to their level. Learn to have mercy, and just forget about it. It's not good to get revenge, it will bite you in the butt later, so don't do it, even if you are really really mad at them.Any advice for getting revenge on people you hate?
Look, i know you think (and a lot of other people think this also) that you just have to get revenge on people, when the reality of it is, that revenge will only make things worse. If you really want revenge, then go ahead, no one is stopping you...But (as quoted in the show Hannah Montana..I am not a fan...long story...you don't need to know the details) when you fight fire with fire, you only get a bigger fire...but no one is stopping you...
Don't revenge, make friends with them, as we say '; love your enemies '; because it is your best card to enter someones enemies territories. How cud you know their attack if you reveal yourself against them, stay cool use ur mind creating how to defend you fortress.Making friends with them, you will now what what move you will take if in case you are been invaded with the likes of them . ah ahahaha. good luck.
Getting revenge is not the answer to anything. Ever hear the saying what goes around comes around. If people you don't like has done something bad to you. What they done to you will come back and kick them in the ***. You don't have to do a thing. Let fact do the revenge. And anything else. If you fight fire with fire your going to get burned
careful dude. you dont wanna get locked up over some ****** its not worth it.


lol but..if you wanna just REALLY piss em off without being super hardcore about it, theres some stuff you can do.


ink in the swimming pool is always good... homemade stink bombs made from your urine..piss in a bottle and let it sit for a month..then break their car window and throw it in the car.


man..they'll be riding around with your pee smell FOREVER lol ..


you could do some really weird stuff like break into their house but dont take anything, just leave a bunch of decapitated dolls hanging from the ceiling.. omg that would scare the hell outa me.


well. have fun.. :P all that stuff is illegal but you wont get hard time for it if you get knocked
okay you can ..well if there people in school you can put gum in their seat and and take their work if your dong work you also can pull any pranks you can you can put gum in hair or gum anywhere is really a torture the only time gum isnt a tortue is when its in your mouth ! just remember that
Finally!


geez i love you!


Ok first you find out the one thing they keep secert (everyone has a dirty secert).When you find it out use it against them.


Or you walk up to them and smack in the face with a brick you have hidden in pillow case ,Then call the cops and say they hit you .But fist you have to make sure they hit you back.
Kill them with kindness and poison them with sweetness. Think only the best thoughts for them. It will drive them crazy and you will not damage your karma. You know what they say that you are what you think about. People will admire you for your forgiving nature and respect your self restraint. What can be better than that in the long run.
make a list of all the things that matter to them and figure out a plan to completely deprive them of each thing on that list.





or make a list of all the things that make them who they are, then again, destroy those things. (kind of like mean girls)





good luck and play nice ;) NOT
I like to get revenge on people, but it's wrong. I know people always give you crap about ';revenge isn't the answer'; but usually it isn't. I fyou think it is, try turning people against them, especially their friends. Use something they did as your exuse.
Live a good life. If you actually commit a act of revenge, it could just continue with retaliation from them. If you live a good life, your enemies won't be too happy about it, and you have harmed no one in doing so.
The best way to get revenge is to let them show nothing they do to you can matter, that they are nothing to you. If would be childish to stoop to others levels and want ';revenge';.
Don't fight fire with fire.


And don't go on killing or murdering anyone.


Have mercy for those who can't think before they act, and don't become one of them.


Just pray for them, and focus on those you do like.
If you truly hate the person then the best revenge is to just ignore them. I've learned that. when you really hate a person its SO easy to just ignore them and makes life so much more simple.
The best revenge is success. Remain above the fray. Be the bigger person. Make them see just how insignificant they are by totally ignoring them and succeeding.
hating someone is a total waste of time and energy. It does them no harm and can consume the person hating. Let it go and you will be better for it.
sometimes the best torture is being nice as pie to them...then they will have nothing to bad mouth you about and hopefully they will give up and pick on someone else...





or just get all the people they pick on, gang up and kick there butts!!
you can go to ones vehicle and remove their spark plugs and fill their cylinders with gelatin and then replace their spark plugs
Well if you're talking about torture Russian Roulette is always fun. For other tortures watch all the Saw movies for some good ones.
sleep with there girlfriend that will torture them more than enuf then after look the dude in the eye and say ';she loved every minute of it'; ahhh alway makes me laugh that one does.


happy tortureing =]
i thought the guy with the answer ';shoot him in kneecaps'; was just funny and kool


so i'll go with his. just shoot them in the kneecaps ;)





p.s. it made me laugh. hope it did for you.


-jeri
Well theres a lot of ways %26gt;:) but you need to be more specific on what they did to make you dislike them, how many people, and if they re guys or girls...
if they live with you...use there tooth brush to tooth brush scrub there toilet...if they dont,start a rumer about them having sex with a family member
i thought you're mr. nice guy? why would you seek revenge? no revenge is the sweetest revenge, trust me, time will get them
spread rumors


pull pranks


stare at them and laugh at them so they feel self concious
Well. this is more for girls.. but if put red dye on their clothes.. and than walk infront of her and everyone and scream ';Sorry.. Didn't get to wash your blood stains out!';


(:
Well if they found out it was you that did something to them, watch out for the revenge. This could get ugly.
Do pranks on them like if your at school,tell your friends to spread rumors about them.
Methane.
Sure - invite them over to your house. That should be enough revenge.
Turn all of their friends against them. I've done it plenty of times. But they'll come around